So I started Starbucks today. None of that observing bullshit. I got to be all hands-on making drinks and shit.

My trainer was this lady Arlene. Arlene said I am a perfect fit for Starbucks. She said they had two girls they trained and then they left… one was rude to customers and would be talking all the time instead of working, the other one was afraid to do anything in fear of messing something up.

I kind up made a mess out of a couple hazelnut macchiatos. There was someone who ordered a couple and it got pretty busy, so I had to make two of them while a bunch of other stuff was going on. And those were the first ones I had ever made.

And when it was slow Arlene was like, “What do you want to practice making?” So I made one of the Refreshers, a vanilla bean frappuccino, and a strawberry banana Vivanno smoothie. I gave the frappuccino away to some random co-worker who I didn’t know because she was on her break… seems like it really made her day. And then I was double-fisting my other drinks on the ride home.

The shaken iced teas a the funnest to make… since you get to shake them.

So if I know you, you should come to Target Starbucks Monday, Wednesday, or Thursday morning this week. I want to make people drinks and have them be proud of me.