I'm Rachael. I wanna heed my hide, not hide under something.

 

There is an interesting/funny story behind every person I’ve had sex with.
Some way funnier than others.

autosage:

things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

  • "i don’t have much to say"
  • (shrug with a smile)
  • "i like listening"
  • (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”
rockinbonez:

humansofnewyork:

"I did 8.5 years on an attempted murder charge.""What happened?""Some thirty year old dude kept harassing my twelve year old sister. He’d wait outside her school and invite her to parties. So I tried to kill him."

HELL yeah

rockinbonez:

humansofnewyork:

"I did 8.5 years on an attempted murder charge."
"What happened?"
"Some thirty year old dude kept harassing my twelve year old sister. He’d wait outside her school and invite her to parties. So I tried to kill him."

HELL yeah

The Target by my school needs a Starbucks team lead.
It would be crazy hours to work while in school, but I’m really considering it.
And I’d need to find a place to stay over winter break.

giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.