I'm Rachael. I wanna heed my hide, not hide under something.

 

giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

coelasquid:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via suspend)

(Source: katamarang)

Dyed my hair black and I clipped in the extensions I have to play around and try to look like Amy Winehouse a bit.
I WANT EXTENSIONS IN ALL THE TIME. I LIKE THEM SO MUCH.

Dyed my hair black and I clipped in the extensions I have to play around and try to look like Amy Winehouse a bit.
I WANT EXTENSIONS IN ALL THE TIME. I LIKE THEM SO MUCH.

Yay no work for two days!
Goodbye bra!

teen-heat:

why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs